"I don't even get paid enough to pretend to care" sticker

Some jobs pay in trauma, not dollars—and this sticker knows it.

For the chronically underpaid, emotionally exhausted, and visibly unbothered, this "I Don’t Even Get Paid to Pretend to Care" laptop sticker is basically a digital sigh. Featuring a pastel pink laptop and chaotic typography, it’s the perfect emotional support sticker for your water bottle, journal, or actual work-issued computer (if you dare).

Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl with a matte finish and easy-peel border, this 3” sticker is made to last longer than your last attempt to care at your 9–5.

Details:

• Approx. 3" wide
• Waterproof matte vinyl
• Easy-peel border for stress-free sticking
• Great for laptops, bottles, planners, mirrors, etc.
• Designed for burnt-out angels and desk demons alike

Pairs well with: eye rolls, emails you’ll never answer, and daydreaming about quitting.