"Creating Chaos and Children" Sticker

Some people create art. Some create empires. You? You’re out here creating chaos… and children.

This sticker is for the parents who juggle messes, meltdowns, and miniature revolutions before noon. Styled like a grungy, anarchist merit badge, it’s a badge of honor for moms, dads, and caretakers who are one spilled juice box away from a full existential break.

Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl with a matte finish and easy-peel border, this 3" x 1" sticker is made for water bottles, notebooks, minivan bumpers, and anywhere else you need to remind the world that parenting is punk rock.

Details:

• Size: approx. 3" wide x 1" tall
• Matte waterproof vinyl
• Easy-peel border for stress-free sticking
• Weatherproof + dishwasher-safe
• Great for laptops, bottles, planners, car windows, etc.

Perfect gift for: chaos moms, daycare warriors, cool dads, burned-out PTA members, and anyone raising tiny humans with big energy.